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(Lenny) Some people have all the fun.
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l love you.
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Mr Bruce?
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Don't leave your coat.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Let me help you on with it.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
:32:52
Aw, shit.
:32:53
Let's face it, guys are different.
And ladies just don't understand this.
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Because to a lady,
cheating means, l know,
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hugging and kissing
and liking somebody.
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With guys, that doesn't enter into it.
Guys are detached.
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You put a guy on a desert island,
he'll do it to mud.
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A chicken. A barrel. Anything. A knothole.
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lf you know this,
would you really feel hurt
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if you came home and found your
husband on the bed with a chicken?
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- ''A chicken. A chicken in our bed!''
- ''Oh, come on.''
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''Don't touch me! You want your dinner,
get your chicken to get it for you.''
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ln New York, it's illegal.
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''Seeming sexual intercourse
with an animal, to wit, a chicken.''
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That's the literal.
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But how can you even fantasise it?
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They're too short!
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''How come you're alone?
Your chicken leave town?''
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''Will you leave me alone already?
l was drunk. l met her in the yard.''
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''Anyway, l was thinking of you
the whole time l was doing it.''
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(applause)