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hugging and kissing
and liking somebody.
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With guys, that doesn't enter into it.
Guys are detached.
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You put a guy on a desert island,
he'll do it to mud.
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A chicken. A barrel. Anything. A knothole.
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lf you know this,
would you really feel hurt
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if you came home and found your
husband on the bed with a chicken?
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- ''A chicken. A chicken in our bed!''
- ''Oh, come on.''
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''Don't touch me! You want your dinner,
get your chicken to get it for you.''
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ln New York, it's illegal.
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''Seeming sexual intercourse
with an animal, to wit, a chicken.''
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That's the literal.
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But how can you even fantasise it?
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They're too short!
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''How come you're alone?
Your chicken leave town?''
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''Will you leave me alone already?
l was drunk. l met her in the yard.''
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''Anyway, l was thinking of you
the whole time l was doing it.''
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(applause)
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Do l have to stay in this thing?
l can walk, you know.
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lt's the rules. Just as far as the door.
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You don't wanna break the rules, do you?
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Here we go.
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OK, take it easy. Easy, easy.
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- You OK?
- Mm-hm.
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Goodbye, Mrs Bruce, Mr Bruce.
:34:20
- Bye.
- lt's been nice meeting you both.
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- Thanks for everything.
- Thanks a lot.
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- You made it with her, didn't you?
- Deny it. Flat-out deny it!
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lf you really love your wife, deny it.
:34:44
lf they got pictures, deny it.
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lt bugged me at first. You know, it hurt.
:34:50
lf they walk in on you, deny it.
:34:53
Say this chick came into the apartment
with a sign around her neck that said
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''l have malaria. Lie on top of me and
keep me physically active or l'll die.''