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Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for
Miss Cindy, tits and ass on the carpet!
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Come on, you degenerates,
give her a hand!
:56:19
Lenny used to do a shtick
between strippers.
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- What kind of stick?
- No, it's ''shtick'', darling, ''shtick''.
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l just had a wild idea. You know how
many asses have been on this chair?
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Ha-ha! Really, there's been
a lot of asses on this chair.
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We have no way of telling how many.
:56:36
But lions and tigers know, right?
:56:38
That's why when Frank Buck goes
''Ha! Ha!'', they go ''Eurgh! Eurgh!''
:56:47
Oh, am l glad that you're here tonight.
All right, you've heard enough
:56:51
of the humorous side of our show.
Let's welcome a great favourite,
:56:55
Miss Baby Babylon
and her travelling rash.
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- No! My answer is no!
- Come on, Lenny.
:57:06
l dig it here because l can say
anything l want! l can do anything.
:57:10
- Nobody's listening!
- What if l could get you $750 a week?
:57:14
- 750? Get outta here!
- What would they pay him 750 for?
:57:19
- To say anything that's in his head!
- What are those?
:57:21
- M&M's.
- They dig you.
:57:23
- How do you know?
- They think you're an in thing!
:57:26
- Lenny an ''in thing''?
- Lenny, let me call them!
:57:30
No mother-in-law jokes?
:57:31
- No.
- No Max Factor?
:57:33
- Nothing!
- No tuxedos?
:57:35
- You can go on bare-assed if you want.
- Mm-hm... No.
:57:38
Aw, come on!
Please, Lenny, l need the money!
:57:41
My final answer is no.
:57:43
- Artie, Lenny's right.
- Yeah.
:57:45
He's better off here where he can crack up
four musicians at 90 bucks a week.
:57:49
- Now he should stay here.
- Yeah, she's right. Call 'em.
:57:53
- l don't feel like it.
- Come on, l need the money!
:57:56
- No, you had your chance.
- Artie, l wanna be a star!