:57:04
- No! My answer is no!
- Come on, Lenny.
:57:06
l dig it here because l can say
anything l want! l can do anything.
:57:10
- Nobody's listening!
- What if l could get you $750 a week?
:57:14
- 750? Get outta here!
- What would they pay him 750 for?
:57:19
- To say anything that's in his head!
- What are those?
:57:21
- M&M's.
- They dig you.
:57:23
- How do you know?
- They think you're an in thing!
:57:26
- Lenny an ''in thing''?
- Lenny, let me call them!
:57:30
No mother-in-law jokes?
:57:31
- No.
- No Max Factor?
:57:33
- Nothing!
- No tuxedos?
:57:35
- You can go on bare-assed if you want.
- Mm-hm... No.
:57:38
Aw, come on!
Please, Lenny, l need the money!
:57:41
My final answer is no.
:57:43
- Artie, Lenny's right.
- Yeah.
:57:45
He's better off here where he can crack up
four musicians at 90 bucks a week.
:57:49
- Now he should stay here.
- Yeah, she's right. Call 'em.
:57:53
- l don't feel like it.
- Come on, l need the money!
:57:56
- No, you had your chance.
- Artie, l wanna be a star!
:58:00
- No.
- Please call 'em!
:58:01
- All right, l'll call them.
- Thanks.
:58:05
Here, sweetheart. l used
to work at a post office.
:58:10
(applause)
:58:13
Let's hear it for Miss Baby Babylon
and her bobbling boobies!
:58:17
Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a nice
welcome to Miss Wanda and her bird.
:58:23
No, that was last week.
:58:25
You're gonna love this next lovely lady,
:58:28
so let's welcome her because
she'll thrill you down to your thriller!
:58:31
Ladies and gentlemen, whatever
her name is, a big hand. Let's hear it.
:58:37
l bid you all farewell. l'm leaving this toilet
to go on and become a big star. Oh, yeah.
:58:46
Therefore, pursuant to the power
invested in me by the territory of Hawaii,
:58:52
l hereby sentence you to be confined
:58:55
to the Women's Correctional lnstitution,
Terminal lsland, California,