:58:00
- No.
- Please call 'em!
:58:01
- All right, l'll call them.
- Thanks.
:58:05
Here, sweetheart. l used
to work at a post office.
:58:10
(applause)
:58:13
Let's hear it for Miss Baby Babylon
and her bobbling boobies!
:58:17
Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a nice
welcome to Miss Wanda and her bird.
:58:23
No, that was last week.
:58:25
You're gonna love this next lovely lady,
:58:28
so let's welcome her because
she'll thrill you down to your thriller!
:58:31
Ladies and gentlemen, whatever
her name is, a big hand. Let's hear it.
:58:37
l bid you all farewell. l'm leaving this toilet
to go on and become a big star. Oh, yeah.
:58:46
Therefore, pursuant to the power
invested in me by the territory of Hawaii,
:58:52
l hereby sentence you to be confined
:58:55
to the Women's Correctional lnstitution,
Terminal lsland, California,
:59:00
for a period of not less than 24 months.
:59:04
l mean, he stopped doing
that crappy imitation stuff
:59:07
and he started to improvise.
:59:11
All right.
:59:13
- Who else can we talk about?
- Eisenhower.
:59:17
Eisenhower. All right.
:59:21
You students gotta stop
bugging him about the bomb.
:59:23
He doesn't even know
where they keep the bomb.
:59:27
Actually, it's not a bomb.
:59:30
lt's a button. A button on the fly
of a cub scout somewhere.
:59:36
One day the whole world
is gonna go up, man,
:59:38
because of one faggot scoutmaster.
:59:45
l really dig what they do
with homosexuals in this country.
:59:48
They put 'em in prison
with a lot of other men.
:59:53
That's really good punishment.
:59:58
Are there any niggers here tonight?