:59:00
for a period of not less than 24 months.
:59:04
l mean, he stopped doing
that crappy imitation stuff
:59:07
and he started to improvise.
:59:11
All right.
:59:13
- Who else can we talk about?
- Eisenhower.
:59:17
Eisenhower. All right.
:59:21
You students gotta stop
bugging him about the bomb.
:59:23
He doesn't even know
where they keep the bomb.
:59:27
Actually, it's not a bomb.
:59:30
lt's a button. A button on the fly
of a cub scout somewhere.
:59:36
One day the whole world
is gonna go up, man,
:59:38
because of one faggot scoutmaster.
:59:45
l really dig what they do
with homosexuals in this country.
:59:48
They put 'em in prison
with a lot of other men.
:59:53
That's really good punishment.
:59:58
Are there any niggers here tonight?
1:00:03
Can you turn on the house lights,
1:00:05
and could the waiters and waitresses
just stop serving for a second?
1:00:08
And turn off the spot.
1:00:10
Now what did he say?
''Are there any niggers here tonight?''
1:00:15
There's one nigger here.
l see him back there working.
1:00:18
Let's see. There's two niggers.
1:00:21
And between those two niggers
sits a kike.
1:00:24
And there's another kike.
That's two kikes and three niggers.
1:00:28
And there's a spic, right? Hm?
1:00:33
There's another spic.
1:00:35
Ooh, there's a wop. There's a Polack.
1:00:37
And then, oh, a couple of greaseballs.
There's three lace-curtain lrish Micks.
1:00:42
And there's one hip, thick,
1:00:46
hunky, funky boogie.
1:00:50
Boogie, boogie. Mm-mm.
1:00:55
l got three kikes. Do l hear five kikes?
l got five kikes. Do l hear six spics?
1:00:59
Six spics. Do l hear seven niggers?
l got seven niggers. Sold American!