:45:02
Hurry!
:45:12
That poor fellow has a lot
of misfortunes in his life!
:45:15
His wife beats him.
:45:19
And he doesnt react?
:45:21
He reacts by drinking:
nine liters every evening.
:45:24
One day,
theyll find her strangled.
:45:27
Who, his wife?
:45:29
Yes! Were evil
us, blind men!
:45:35
Here are the tickets.
:45:36
Weve done our daily good deed!
:45:39
And this girl, is she here?
:45:40
I dont know.
:45:41
Theyre all the same!
An hour in front of the mirror.
:45:46
Did the blind man leave?
:45:49
Did he leave?
:45:50
Hes leaving. And bowing.
:45:52
Bowing with his hat!
:45:55
Hes probably never seen so
much money in his life!
:46:02
I never laughed so much!
:46:04
Im glad I didnt go to the beach.
:46:06
Mr. Fausto is formidable!
:46:08
Now listen to this one.
This dwarf marries a giantess.
:46:12
His friends ask him:
:46:14
How is it in bed?
and he answers:
:46:16
Fine, its just that when we
make love, I have no one to talk to
:46:20
- Thats not funny.
- You didnt understand anything!
:46:22
Yes, but its not funny!
:46:24
OK, dont argue.
:46:30
Tell me where you met each other.
:46:32
At Viterbo, our birthplace.
:46:35
I was at the cinema with mom.
:46:36
This handsome Casanova
caresses my knee.
:46:40
I change places
with my mother.
:46:42
He starts again and she hits him
with her bag across his face!
:46:46
Thats how we met.
:46:48
My father was transferred
and Im here in Rome.
:46:51
- What do you do?
- Im a baby-sitter.
:46:53
Interesting!
If it werent for the children!
:46:55
Thats quite true!
:46:57
Heres my uncle!
Thank you, dont bother.