:46:02
I never laughed so much!
:46:04
Im glad I didnt go to the beach.
:46:06
Mr. Fausto is formidable!
:46:08
Now listen to this one.
This dwarf marries a giantess.
:46:12
His friends ask him:
:46:14
How is it in bed?
and he answers:
:46:16
Fine, its just that when we
make love, I have no one to talk to
:46:20
- Thats not funny.
- You didnt understand anything!
:46:22
Yes, but its not funny!
:46:24
OK, dont argue.
:46:30
Tell me where you met each other.
:46:32
At Viterbo, our birthplace.
:46:35
I was at the cinema with mom.
:46:36
This handsome Casanova
caresses my knee.
:46:40
I change places
with my mother.
:46:42
He starts again and she hits him
with her bag across his face!
:46:46
Thats how we met.
:46:48
My father was transferred
and Im here in Rome.
:46:51
- What do you do?
- Im a baby-sitter.
:46:53
Interesting!
If it werent for the children!
:46:55
Thats quite true!
:46:57
Heres my uncle!
Thank you, dont bother.
:47:00
I could be your father.
Give me a kiss.
:47:04
No, a little better than that!
:47:09
Bye Gianni, eh Ciccio, phone me.
:47:12
Ill walk you.
:47:14
No, Ill go alone.
:47:15
Thank you for the tickets.
:47:17
Provided that I win!
:47:19
If I win, well divide it!
:47:27
Nice girl!
Clear ideas, good direction
:47:30
A pure girl.
:47:32
And a slut!
:47:33
Why?
:47:34
Cmon, wake up!
Cant you see?
:47:36
Eighteen, charming,
her father is a
?
:47:39
A marshal.
:47:40
And she walks around with a handbag
that costs 400,000 liras.
:47:43
I touched it: its crocodile!
:47:45
And a French perfume:
40,000 the bottle.
:47:48
Baby-sitter? A pretext
:47:50
to play the whore until
3 a.m.! Except for your helmet
:47:53
the war
:47:55
What, you dodging me?
The war is over!
:47:59
Ill strangle you!