:01:03
What? Did I say that?
:01:05
Man, oh, man, am I stoned!
:01:08
How is it a grown man
can spend so much time...
:01:11
just dreaming about what
he's gonna do for his family?
:01:17
For Christ's sakes!
Will you come down to Earth?
:01:21
What we need is
the basic staff of life!
:01:25
Like grub!
:01:26
I never saw anybody walking
around more stoned than you.
:01:30
Always stoned!
:01:32
Where do you get the money
to buy that grass?
:01:35
Will you tell me?
:01:36
You and your Acapulco Gold.
:01:38
You know what that is?
That's shit!
:01:41
Which is what you are!
You are shit, Fritz!
:01:44
Here's something you don't know.
:01:47
Harvey and I made it.
What do you think of that?
:01:50
We made it, and he's better
in bed than you are.
:01:53
You know why?
He's hung like a horse.
:01:56
What about you?
You're nothing.
:01:59
You're nothing
in the living room.
:02:00
You're nothing
in the bathroom.
:02:02
You're nothing in bed.
:02:03
You don't even change the damn
roller on the toilet paper.
:02:07
I'm the one
that uses that mostly.
:02:09
And what about
putting the seat down?
:02:11
Why don't you ever do that?
:02:12
Why don't you take that
chicken-shit grin off your face?
:02:16
Fritz! You're a no-good!
:02:20
How much can a person take?
:02:24
And why don't you ever
put the goddamn seat down...
:02:26
when you're through peeing?
:02:28
You rotten putz, you!
:02:30
That's all you do is sit around.
:02:32
I never saw anything like it
in my entire life!
:02:35
You know what
I would like to do to you?
:02:37
I would like to take you
and shake you...
:02:39
until all your teeth
fall right onto the floor...
:02:43
and then you know what I'd do?
:02:44
I'd stamp on them,
all the teeth...
:02:46
and I'd make them
right into powder.
:02:47
And then I'd sprinkle the powder
right over your head.
:02:49
And then I would knock you
right in the goddamn face!
:02:53
I'd like to pulverize you!
:02:54
I'd take your nose...
:02:55
and I'd put it across
the room on the wall.
:02:58
I'd like to knock you
into next week sometimes!