The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
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:04:03
Hey, man, don't do that.
:04:05
What? Do what?
:04:06
You know what I'm talking about.
:04:07
What the hell
are you laying on me, man?

:04:09
I ain't laying
nothing on you, man.

:04:11
It's what you laid on me.
No need to be crude.

:04:13
God damn it,
you freaking out or something?

:04:15
Look, Juan, if we can
just cash this welfare check...

:04:18
we can get us some Rip Bull
or maybe even some muscatel.

:04:21
Kiss off, dude!
That's your problem.

:04:23
You ain't got the guts
to admit when you're wrong.

:04:25
You just passed gas at me, man,
and that's uncool.

:04:27
Oh, wow.
:04:29
Don't have the guts to confess
you're a goddamn coward.

:04:31
You're just like my sister.
:04:33
Well, you P.R.s
are hypersensitive, you know?

:04:36
I thought you and me
were friends.

:04:37
A little wig out,
I'm a religion now, huh?

:04:39
A P.R., huh? Nice.
:04:40
Hey, about your sister,
Juan...

:04:41
does she have big tits?
:04:45
I wish you people
would learn to speak English.

:04:47
Christ knows we were here first.
:04:49
It's the only way I talk to
a man who has habits like a pig.

:04:52
Man, don't be that way.
:04:53
Let's get some wine
and go see your sister...

:04:55
and maybe we can get it on.
:04:57
Beats the hell out of
freezing our balls off, right?

:05:00
No deal, man.
I can't trust you no more.

:05:03
I can't let you
fuck my sister, you know?

:05:05
You got no class, man.
:05:07
You wouldn't let me
fuck your sister.

:05:09
Why should I let you
fuck mine?

:05:10
Listen, your sister
is some piece of ass.

:05:12
I know, man. Yeah.
:05:14
My sister?
:05:16
Wow, man,
I can't believe that.

:05:18
Yeah, man,
you better believe it.

:05:19
She was a female creature
of tender passion...

:05:22
of simple earthen charm,
you know?

:05:24
Wow, dude, that's good.
:05:27
Yeah, you could say that.
:05:29
Juan, you better get back
in the phone booth again.

:05:32
I feel a fart coming on.
:05:45
Check it out.
:05:47
We done came
all the way across town...

:05:50
done caught busses and cars
and hitchhiked to get here...

:05:54
then put on
our best clothes...

:05:55
so we can walk
in this neighborhood...

:05:57
so we can get in one
of these white houses...


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