The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
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:03:01
This is it, Fritz.
I'm really sore.

:03:04
Now, I'm really sore.
I am sick to death!

:03:06
I'm gonna tell you one time
and one time only...

:03:08
so you better listen to me...
:03:10
because if you don't
listen to me now...

:03:12
I ain't gonna say it again.
:03:13
I'll go out and get myself
a two by four...

:03:15
and beat your fucking head in!
:03:17
You are gonna pick up
after yourself.

:03:19
From now on, I'm through
picking up after you.

:03:21
And you will put the seat down
on that goddamn toilet!

:03:24
I'm telling you one time
and one time only.

:03:26
You're a no-good bum,
and I've had it with you, Fritz!

:03:29
I have had it with you!
:03:37
And let me tell you
something else.

:03:39
I know you play around.
:03:41
Don't try to lie to me.
:03:44
You don't even have
a guilty look on your face.

:03:46
You really don't give a goddamn.
:03:48
I know that
you're playing around.

:03:50
Don't think I haven't seen you.
:03:51
I get telephone calls
from girls.

:03:53
They call me up.
God knows why they want you.

:03:56
Don't they know
how shitty you are in bed?!

:04:03
Hey, man, don't do that.
:04:05
What? Do what?
:04:06
You know what I'm talking about.
:04:07
What the hell
are you laying on me, man?

:04:09
I ain't laying
nothing on you, man.

:04:11
It's what you laid on me.
No need to be crude.

:04:13
God damn it,
you freaking out or something?

:04:15
Look, Juan, if we can
just cash this welfare check...

:04:18
we can get us some Rip Bull
or maybe even some muscatel.

:04:21
Kiss off, dude!
That's your problem.

:04:23
You ain't got the guts
to admit when you're wrong.

:04:25
You just passed gas at me, man,
and that's uncool.

:04:27
Oh, wow.
:04:29
Don't have the guts to confess
you're a goddamn coward.

:04:31
You're just like my sister.
:04:33
Well, you P.R.s
are hypersensitive, you know?

:04:36
I thought you and me
were friends.

:04:37
A little wig out,
I'm a religion now, huh?

:04:39
A P.R., huh? Nice.
:04:40
Hey, about your sister,
Juan...

:04:41
does she have big tits?
:04:45
I wish you people
would learn to speak English.

:04:47
Christ knows we were here first.
:04:49
It's the only way I talk to
a man who has habits like a pig.

:04:52
Man, don't be that way.
:04:53
Let's get some wine
and go see your sister...

:04:55
and maybe we can get it on.
:04:57
Beats the hell out of
freezing our balls off, right?


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