The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
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There you go! You see?
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That means this whole
number you're doing--

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this conquest
of the world thing...

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or whatever it is,
is just to get attention.

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Interesting
you should say that...

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but I am washing, see, now?
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So why did I drop the soap?
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Well, that,
my dear Herr Hitler...

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is a question
you must ask yourself...

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when you wrestle with
the true identity, you know.

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I mean, in the dawning
of self-awareness...

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between you
and your pillow, man...

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when after the labors
of sleepless nights...

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you gained the exalted heights
of the altar of truth!

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You have insight.
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When I see something
I want, I grab it.

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Sure, why not?
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And my stomach doesn't stop
to ask my head if it's hungry.

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No, that figures.
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By the way,
what is your name?

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Fritz.
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Well, Fritz, you say
you once had three balls?

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Yeah.
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Would you like to try for one?
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I don't--Sir!
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Listen--OK, OK!
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Now, look,
I'm gonna pick up the soap.

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I am. Just wait.
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I'm gonna bend over now.
Just...

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I'm gonna--
Hey, watch it, will ya?!

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Mein Fuhrer, wait!
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Oh, my God, wait!
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Ich bin der fuhrer!
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Gee, Fuhrer,
now you got no balls.

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Mein Fuhrer!
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Gentlemen,
we can no longer continue.

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War is just
a question of balls.

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Ja, balls.
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Goebbels.
Goebbels, are you not...

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my most loyal
and truthful assistant?

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Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer.
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Did you not invent the slogan
which binds all us Nazis?


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