The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
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:23:42
I got that Nazi rat bastard...
:23:45
right between
the crack in his ass!

:23:47
Now how do those sons of bitches
expect to win a war...

:23:51
when they're out of
goddamn uniform, huh?

:23:57
I don't have any time
to do anything for myself!

:23:58
I don't even have time
to get myself a new diaphragm!

:24:01
If you hold it up to the light,
you can see little pinholes.

:24:03
Fritz, I'm tired of
plugging it up with Chapstick!

:24:15
Out of my shop.
I won't cash your check...

:24:17
and there's no such thing
as a refund on those things...

:24:19
just 'cause you say
it don't fit quite right.

:24:21
But it's never been used, Niki.
:24:23
I'll even take
a prorated refund.

:24:25
It was used!
:24:30
Well, only a little, a quickie.
:24:33
And I bet I know who this
was used on, too, huh?

:24:36
OK, Niki, you're on.
Try to guess who.

:24:38
Let's see now.
With your filthy taste...

:24:41
Iet's see,
it must be a fat one, right?

:24:43
Yeah, right. Go on.
:24:46
And I just bet she sweat a lot,
and she smell like a goat, huh?

:24:50
Right.
:24:52
And she's got bad breath,
no teeth?

:24:55
Yes! Go on!
You're getting warmer!

:24:57
And she's got big, hairy...

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