The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
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:24:01
If you hold it up to the light,
you can see little pinholes.

:24:03
Fritz, I'm tired of
plugging it up with Chapstick!

:24:15
Out of my shop.
I won't cash your check...

:24:17
and there's no such thing
as a refund on those things...

:24:19
just 'cause you say
it don't fit quite right.

:24:21
But it's never been used, Niki.
:24:23
I'll even take
a prorated refund.

:24:25
It was used!
:24:30
Well, only a little, a quickie.
:24:33
And I bet I know who this
was used on, too, huh?

:24:36
OK, Niki, you're on.
Try to guess who.

:24:38
Let's see now.
With your filthy taste...

:24:41
Iet's see,
it must be a fat one, right?

:24:43
Yeah, right. Go on.
:24:46
And I just bet she sweat a lot,
and she smell like a goat, huh?

:24:50
Right.
:24:52
And she's got bad breath,
no teeth?

:24:55
Yes! Go on!
You're getting warmer!

:24:57
And she's got big, hairy...
:25:00
goddamn moustache
on the top lip!

:25:03
Oh, you got me, Niki.
You got me nailed, man.

:25:06
And I'll bet...
:25:08
that fucking whore been with
every guy on this block, right?

:25:11
Right!
:25:13
Niki, you're a genius!
:25:17
Niki, you only left out
one thing.

:25:20
What did I leave out, Fritz?
:25:22
You know what?
She's got the clap!

:25:27
That's right!
:25:30
How could I skip that?
That's a nice one.

:25:33
She got to have the clap, right?
:25:34
She has to.
:25:36
-Hey, Fritz.
-Shit.

:25:38
Fritz, I'll tell you something.
You're not so bad, you know?

:25:41
Maybe I'll cash your check
after all.

:25:44
Hey, Fritz, tell me...
:25:47
what's this fat
whore pig's name, huh?

:25:49
-What's the broad's name?
-Gina.

:25:52
-Hey, Fritz.
-What?

:25:53
That's a-my wife's name.
:25:55
Gina is my wife's name.
She don't have the clap.


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