The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
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1:01:33
I thought you said we were going
to lose in two or three days.

1:01:37
It's been two weeks.
1:01:39
Where's all that
war reparations money...

1:01:42
we was supposed to get?
1:01:43
All them PXs and
black market cigarettes?

1:01:45
Now, give me a chance
to get my head together, man.

1:01:48
Now what is it?
1:01:50
The President
of the United States.

1:02:02
Mr. Speaker,
Mr. Vice President...

1:02:05
Iadies and gentlemen,
as Commander in Chief...

1:02:09
of all the United States
military forces...

1:02:12
I surrender.
1:02:17
What? Surrender?
1:02:18
What the hell you mean,
surrender?!

1:02:20
You better get back to fighting.
1:02:22
You folks ain't
never lost a war.

1:02:24
-Shit, you can win!
-We getting them whiteys back?

1:02:29
Unconditional surrender.
1:02:32
That's your ass, Jones.
1:02:37
For crimes against the Sovereign
Republic of New Africa...

1:02:39
and the assassination...
1:02:41
of our beloved
President Supreme Jackson...

1:02:43
you've been ordered
executed this day.

1:02:45
You got a last request?
1:02:47
Yes. Please don't shoot me.
1:02:51
Ready...aim...fire!
1:02:54
I bet you voted for Nixon!
1:02:56
Did you by any chance,
Mr. Smart Ass...

1:02:58
pop some of
my birth control pills?


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