The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
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Mr. Speaker,
Mr. Vice President...

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Iadies and gentlemen,
as Commander in Chief...

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of all the United States
military forces...

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I surrender.
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What? Surrender?
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What the hell you mean,
surrender?!

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You better get back to fighting.
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You folks ain't
never lost a war.

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-Shit, you can win!
-We getting them whiteys back?

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Unconditional surrender.
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That's your ass, Jones.
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For crimes against the Sovereign
Republic of New Africa...

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and the assassination...
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of our beloved
President Supreme Jackson...

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you've been ordered
executed this day.

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You got a last request?
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Yes. Please don't shoot me.
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Ready...aim...fire!
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I bet you voted for Nixon!
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Did you by any chance,
Mr. Smart Ass...

1:02:58
pop some of
my birth control pills?

1:03:00
Oh, shit!
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Ralphie just peed on my shoes!
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Christ, is it refreshing
to get away...

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from the pressures
of the street.

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There's much to be said for
the advantages of isolation.

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It allows one total freedom
to pick and choose...

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without the forces
of society to wear you down.

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Take the example
of the influence...

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of our present-day culture.
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It typifies humanity's lack
of personal concern for others.

1:03:48
Hey, fuck you,
you inconsiderate bastards!

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You just sit there
on your fat asses...

1:03:53
and dump on life
indiscriminately.


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