The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
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1:03:00
Oh, shit!
1:03:02
Ralphie just peed on my shoes!
1:03:08
Christ, is it refreshing
to get away...

1:03:12
from the pressures
of the street.

1:03:15
There's much to be said for
the advantages of isolation.

1:03:19
It allows one total freedom
to pick and choose...

1:03:23
without the forces
of society to wear you down.

1:03:30
Take the example
of the influence...

1:03:32
of our present-day culture.
1:03:34
It typifies humanity's lack
of personal concern for others.

1:03:48
Hey, fuck you,
you inconsiderate bastards!

1:03:51
You just sit there
on your fat asses...

1:03:53
and dump on life
indiscriminately.

1:04:02
I suppose I should
learn to accept...

1:04:04
the miniscule distractions
of life, though.

1:04:10
Oh, shit!
1:04:15
The sacred horn of Vishnu
wakes you up.

1:04:18
Do wake up, please,
young Caucasian...

1:04:20
'cause I've come
to save your very soul.

1:04:22
What? You sure you want me?
1:04:25
It is not possible
that I could be in error.

1:04:28
You see, my good book here,
it guides me as I wander...

1:04:32
through the vast cosmic universe
of my experience...

1:04:35
with astral flash
and good vibes as my bedfellows.

1:04:38
Wait a minute.
I can't get behind that really.

1:04:41
Aren't those the yellow pages?
1:04:44
Oh, man.
Could you not do that?

1:04:46
Please to wash my feet.
Wash my feet, Caucasian one.

1:04:50
Especially the left one.
1:04:51
Only this morning,
I stepped in sacred cow shit.

1:04:56
Wow, man. Hold on now.
1:04:58
I'm not really into washing
cow shit off anybody's feet.


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