1:04:02
I suppose I should
learn to accept...
1:04:04
the miniscule distractions
of life, though.
1:04:10
Oh, shit!
1:04:15
The sacred horn of Vishnu
wakes you up.
1:04:18
Do wake up, please,
young Caucasian...
1:04:20
'cause I've come
to save your very soul.
1:04:22
What? You sure you want me?
1:04:25
It is not possible
that I could be in error.
1:04:28
You see, my good book here,
it guides me as I wander...
1:04:32
through the vast cosmic universe
of my experience...
1:04:35
with astral flash
and good vibes as my bedfellows.
1:04:38
Wait a minute.
I can't get behind that really.
1:04:41
Aren't those the yellow pages?
1:04:44
Oh, man.
Could you not do that?
1:04:46
Please to wash my feet.
Wash my feet, Caucasian one.
1:04:50
Especially the left one.
1:04:51
Only this morning,
I stepped in sacred cow shit.
1:04:56
Wow, man. Hold on now.
1:04:58
I'm not really into washing
cow shit off anybody's feet.
1:05:02
This is truly a bad omen.
1:05:04
I, Javral Ben Roderiga...
1:05:06
son of the most ample
Javral Ben Roderiga Sr...
1:05:09
have been truly affronted.
1:05:11
Look, I didn't mean
to offend you, man.
1:05:13
Silence.
There is no need to explain.
1:05:18
Oh, yeah, this is nice.
Very nice.
1:05:21
The brass horn
of Vishnu announces...
1:05:23
that I am the second
of two sent from the East.
1:05:26
Two also were sent
from the West.
1:05:28
No matter.
1:05:29
It was to cure those,
those poor unfortunates...
1:05:32
afflicted with the leprosy.
1:05:34
Jeez, that's really a shame,
because I've seen...
1:05:36
a lot of disease down here,
but no leprosy--so far.
1:05:39
No leprosy?
No running sores?
1:05:41
Nothing like that.
1:05:42
This is most disturbing news.
But chronic backache?
1:05:47
None of my friends have that,
either, I don't think.
1:05:49
Well, then perhaps
the dreaded dandruff...
1:05:52
or the very heartbreak
of psoriasis?
1:05:54
No. I'll tell you the truth.
I think you're a little late.
1:05:56
See, I think that went down
a long time ago.
1:05:58
I could tell you a story,
if you'd care to--