1:05:02
This is truly a bad omen.
1:05:04
I, Javral Ben Roderiga...
1:05:06
son of the most ample
Javral Ben Roderiga Sr...
1:05:09
have been truly affronted.
1:05:11
Look, I didn't mean
to offend you, man.
1:05:13
Silence.
There is no need to explain.
1:05:18
Oh, yeah, this is nice.
Very nice.
1:05:21
The brass horn
of Vishnu announces...
1:05:23
that I am the second
of two sent from the East.
1:05:26
Two also were sent
from the West.
1:05:28
No matter.
1:05:29
It was to cure those,
those poor unfortunates...
1:05:32
afflicted with the leprosy.
1:05:34
Jeez, that's really a shame,
because I've seen...
1:05:36
a lot of disease down here,
but no leprosy--so far.
1:05:39
No leprosy?
No running sores?
1:05:41
Nothing like that.
1:05:42
This is most disturbing news.
But chronic backache?
1:05:47
None of my friends have that,
either, I don't think.
1:05:49
Well, then perhaps
the dreaded dandruff...
1:05:52
or the very heartbreak
of psoriasis?
1:05:54
No. I'll tell you the truth.
I think you're a little late.
1:05:56
See, I think that went down
a long time ago.
1:05:58
I could tell you a story,
if you'd care to--
1:06:00
If you could possibly
make it short...
1:06:01
because there is
a strong possibility...
1:06:04
that I should be
in Philadelphia.
1:06:17
Jesus, this stuff is dynamite.
1:06:20
The eyes of my own soul
staring back at me.
1:06:24
God knows I've lived
the best lives I was capable of.
1:06:28
My minor infractions of
society's rules were only due--
1:06:32
Oh, please, Lucifer,
don't take me!
1:06:35
I'm not ready! I'll change!
1:06:36
I'm already changing.
Look at me change.
1:06:39
Oh, my God,
what a way to go.
1:06:44
Excuse me, certainly.
Hello?
1:06:46
Yoo-hoo down there.
1:06:48
Excuse me.
Did anyone find an earring?
1:06:51
I dropped my earring in
the trash. You'd recognize it.
1:06:54
It opens on one side.
Kind of a jade color.
1:06:56
It's got a picture of Errol
Flynn and Alan Hale naked--
1:06:59
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Lucifer's a faggot!