1:06:00
If you could possibly
make it short...
1:06:01
because there is
a strong possibility...
1:06:04
that I should be
in Philadelphia.
1:06:17
Jesus, this stuff is dynamite.
1:06:20
The eyes of my own soul
staring back at me.
1:06:24
God knows I've lived
the best lives I was capable of.
1:06:28
My minor infractions of
society's rules were only due--
1:06:32
Oh, please, Lucifer,
don't take me!
1:06:35
I'm not ready! I'll change!
1:06:36
I'm already changing.
Look at me change.
1:06:39
Oh, my God,
what a way to go.
1:06:44
Excuse me, certainly.
Hello?
1:06:46
Yoo-hoo down there.
1:06:48
Excuse me.
Did anyone find an earring?
1:06:51
I dropped my earring in
the trash. You'd recognize it.
1:06:54
It opens on one side.
Kind of a jade color.
1:06:56
It's got a picture of Errol
Flynn and Alan Hale naked--
1:06:59
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Lucifer's a faggot!
1:07:03
Jesus Christ, my life is shit!
1:07:06
I had to get knocked up.
I could've had an abortion.
1:07:10
No. Mr. Good-Time Charlie
over there.
1:07:14
"No," he says.
"Have the baby.
1:07:17
"We'll get married.
I'll take care of you."
1:07:20
What'll you take care of?
1:07:22
It's a good thing
we got Ralphie.
1:07:24
Otherwise,
we don't even get welfare.
1:07:27
Will you tell me one thing
you ever did for my Ralphie?
1:07:30
Do you ever play with him?
1:07:31
Do you ever take him
to the ballgame?
1:07:34
Do you ever take him fishing?
How about fishing?
1:07:37
Why don't you take
your own son fishing?
1:07:39
You don't even change
his kitty litter!
1:07:42
Did you know that Dr. Spock...
1:07:45
has stated very clearly
in his book...
1:07:48
that fathers
who are never there...
1:07:51
usually makes a fag kid?
1:07:55
Do you know what he does most
of the time around the house?
1:07:57
If he's not picking his nose,
he's jerking off.