1:07:03
Jesus Christ, my life is shit!
1:07:06
I had to get knocked up.
I could've had an abortion.
1:07:10
No. Mr. Good-Time Charlie
over there.
1:07:14
"No," he says.
"Have the baby.
1:07:17
"We'll get married.
I'll take care of you."
1:07:20
What'll you take care of?
1:07:22
It's a good thing
we got Ralphie.
1:07:24
Otherwise,
we don't even get welfare.
1:07:27
Will you tell me one thing
you ever did for my Ralphie?
1:07:30
Do you ever play with him?
1:07:31
Do you ever take him
to the ballgame?
1:07:34
Do you ever take him fishing?
How about fishing?
1:07:37
Why don't you take
your own son fishing?
1:07:39
You don't even change
his kitty litter!
1:07:42
Did you know that Dr. Spock...
1:07:45
has stated very clearly
in his book...
1:07:48
that fathers
who are never there...
1:07:51
usually makes a fag kid?
1:07:55
Do you know what he does most
of the time around the house?
1:07:57
If he's not picking his nose,
he's jerking off.
1:08:00
How's that gonna look
when he starts kindergarten?
1:08:03
Suck my dick, huh?
1:08:05
You get outta here!
1:08:07
Pack your things and get out!
1:08:12
I said get out, and I mean it!
1:08:14
While I'm still young enough...
1:08:15
to find a decent father
for my child, you bum.
1:08:18
All you do is lay around.
1:08:19
Listen, I'm sick
of cleaning up after you.
1:08:21
And don't think I don't know
that you fool around.
1:08:24
I know it.
You junkie, you hophead, you.
1:08:26
Are you kidding?
1:08:28
No, I'm not.
I'm sick of seeing you...
1:08:29
sitting around here
doing nothing.
1:08:31
Get serious!
1:08:32
Don't come back here
until you're ready to shape up!
1:08:48
Too much. I thought
she was putting me on.
1:08:51
Hey, she actually did it.
That blows my mind.
1:08:54
Hey, I don't have to go
to the welfare office tomorrow.
1:08:58
Jesus! Wow!