A Boy and His Dog

why don't you shove it
hey, what's going on?
Dog: I detect no living female person in my range, sir.
Dog: I have sniffed and I have cast
Dog: And I have a negative reading.
Dog: However I'd be happy to tell you a
suggestive story if that would help [sarcastic laugh]
Pass, fuzzy-butt.
Dog: A cautious young man named Lodge
Dog: Had seat belts installed in his dodge.
Dog: When his date was strapped in
Dog: He committed a sin, without leaving the garage.
Dog: That's clever, isn't it?
Let's see, from March 1953 to June...
Dog: Now Albert, you have all the cranial capacity of a canary.
Dog: Now, I'm going to recount these
events of historical significance once again
Dog: Now please try to assimilate them this time.
Dog: WW3, hot and cold, lasted from June 1950 to March 1983
Dog: Dog: When the Vatican armistice was signed
Dog: Between the Eastern and Western blocs, a total of 33 years.
Dog: Is it too fast for you?
No, I'm right with you. Dog: Oh, good.
Dog: Now World War 4 lasted 5 days
Dog: Just long enough for the final missiles
Dog: to leave their silos on both sides.
Dog: What's left here were once homes with warm hearths...
Hee, hee, would you get off my back you mad dog, hehehe
Dog: Now, only desolation, civilization
lies smothered and decaying under an ocean of mud
Dog: belonging to anyone who's strong enough to
Dog: kick and fight and take it for their own.