:06:05
why don't you shove it
:06:11
hey, what's going on?
:06:13
Dog: I detect no living female person in my range, sir.
:06:16
Dog: I have sniffed and I have cast
:06:18
Dog: And I have a negative reading.
:06:20
Dog: However I'd be happy to tell you a
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suggestive story if that would help [sarcastic laugh]
:06:24
Pass, fuzzy-butt.
:06:27
Dog: A cautious young man named Lodge
:06:29
Dog: Had seat belts installed in his dodge.
:06:33
Dog: When his date was strapped in
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Dog: He committed a sin, without leaving the garage.
:06:37
Dog: That's clever, isn't it?
:06:50
Let's see, from March 1953 to June...
:06:56
Dog: Now Albert, you have all the cranial capacity of a canary.
:06:59
Dog: Now, I'm going to recount these
:07:01
events of historical significance once again
:07:04
Dog: Now please try to assimilate them this time.
:07:09
Dog: WW3, hot and cold, lasted from June 1950 to March 1983
:07:14
Dog: Dog: When the Vatican armistice was signed
:07:16
Dog: Between the Eastern and Western blocs, a total of 33 years.
:07:20
Dog: Is it too fast for you?
:07:23
No, I'm right with you. Dog: Oh, good.
:07:30
Dog: Now World War 4 lasted 5 days
:07:34
Dog: Just long enough for the final missiles
:07:36
Dog: to leave their silos on both sides.
:07:38
Dog: What's left here were once homes with warm hearths...
:07:44
Hee, hee, would you get off my back you mad dog, hehehe
:07:49
Dog: Now, only desolation, civilization
:07:52
lies smothered and decaying under an ocean of mud
:07:56
Dog: belonging to anyone who's strong enough to
:07:59
Dog: kick and fight and take it for their own.