It's a moray eel.
It bit right through my wet suit.
I don't know about that,
but I entered an arm wrestlir contest...

...in an Oakie bar in San Francisco.
See this?

I can't extend that. Y ou know why?
'Cause in the semi-final...
...celebrating my third wife's demise...
...big Chinese fella, he pulled me right over.
Look at that.
That's a bull shark.
He scraped me when I was takir samples.
I got something for you.
There's a thresher.
Y ou see that? A thresher's tail.

- Thresher?
- It's a shark.

- Y ou want a drink? Drink to your leg?
- I'll drink to your leg.

So we drink to our legs.
I got the crème de la crème.
Right here. Hold on.

Here, you see that?
Y ou're wearir a sweater.
Right there. Mary Ellen Moffit.
She broke my heart.
What's that one?
- What?
- That one, there. On your arm.

A tattoo. I got that removed.
Don't tell me. Don't tell me, "Mother."
What is it?
That's the U.S.S. Indianapolis.