:11:01
Napoleon, he believes in war.
:11:04
What are you going to do when
the French soldiers rape your sister?
:11:08
- I don't have one.
- That's no answer.
:11:10
- They won't rape lvan. They'd throw up.
- Don't disgrace me in front of my friends.
:11:14
What good is war? We kill Frenchmen,
they kill Russians, then it's Easter.
:11:18
Boris, you're talking about Mother Russia.
:11:21
She's not my mother. My mother wouldn't
let her youngest get shrapnel in his gums.
:11:25
- Get away from me.
- I can't believe what I'm seeing.
:11:29
- He has a yellow streak down his back.
- No, it runs across.
:11:33
- Boris, you're a coward.
- Yes, but a militant coward.
:11:36
Boris. Medals... We'll get medals.
:11:40
Take it easy, lvan.
You've got to cut down on your raw meat.
:11:43
He'll go and he'll fight.
:11:45
And I hope they will put him
in the front lines.
:11:49
Thanks a lot, Mum. My mother, folks.
:11:53
This is crazy. I can't shoot a gun.
I was meant to write poetry.
:11:57
Sonja, I'm not the army type.
I slept with the light on till I was 30.
:12:00
I can't shower with other men.
:12:02
Friends. My friends.
:12:06
On the eve of this glorious occasion,
I have an announcement to make.
:12:11
Because we go into battle, perhaps
never to see our loved ones again,
:12:17
I wish to announce
that tomorrow I intend to marry.
:12:22
I'm going to take as my bride
a woman I have grown up with.
:12:27
Anna lvanova.
:12:31
Ivan.
:12:33
I'm sorry. I should have told you.
:12:38
I also have an announcement to make.
:12:41
Tomorrow, I too get married.
:12:44
I have been proposed to
and have accepted the hand of
:12:47
Sergei lvanovich Minskov.
:12:58
Yes... I mean Leonid Voskovec,
the herring merchant.