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Yes?
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..blonde, 12-year-old girls.
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Father!
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Two of them, whenever possible.
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Father, I counted on you.
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I forgive you. I forgive you.
:49:19
Thank you, Your Grubbiness.
:49:24
As I dangled at the rope's end,
:49:26
I was suddenly seized
with an urge to live.
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All I could think ofwas Sonja.
:49:31
I wanted to hold her close to me,
weep tears on hershoulder,
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and engage in oral sex.
:49:36
It was then that I made
the decision to live,
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to live and become a greatpoet.
:49:42
I should have been
:49:44
a pair of ragged claws
:49:49
scuttling across the floors
:49:55
of silent seas.
:50:00
Too sentimental.
:50:04
That winter
Sonja and I had a wonderful time.
:50:07
We found a new friend,
Berdykov, the village idiot.
:50:10
Berdykov would sit smiling for days
and stroke a little piece ofvelvet.
:50:14
Sonja would make him happy
by feeding him cookies.
:50:17
We looked forward to the spring,
when we could have a child ofour own.
:50:21
Little did we know...
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War! Napoleon
has invaded Russia! It's war!
:50:31
Oh, what about all our plans?
We were gonna be parents this year!
:50:35
There's gonna be a slight change.
Instead, we're gonna be refugees.
:50:39
- That's terrible!
- We have to take everything and flee.
:50:42
I'm very good at that. I was the men's
freestyle fleeing champion for two years.
:50:46
We have to burn the food so the French
don't get it. But it's tough to light borscht.
:50:51
- Boris, I have an idea.
- What?
:50:54
Let's assassinate Napoleon.
:50:57
Yeah. Interesting.
Do you want to start knitting dinner?