:48:03
Father Andre,
holiest of holies, aged and wise,
:48:07
you are the most wrinkled man
in the entire country.
:48:10
Get off my beard, you little jerk.
:48:15
Rise, my child. Rise.
:48:18
- I'm standing.
- My eyesight is poor.
:48:24
Everyone says you're senile with age,
but you're the only one that can help me.
:48:28
I don't think you're senile.
:48:30
Where did you say the fish was caught?
:48:33
- What fish?
- Didn't you say something about fish?
:48:37
Father, Boris is trying to commit suicide.
:48:41
Last week he contemplated killing
himself by inhaling next to an Armenian.
:48:45
Tell Boris this.
:48:48
I have lived many years
:48:51
and, after many trials and tribulations,
:48:57
I have come to the conclusion
that the best thing is...
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Yes?
:49:04
..blonde, 12-year-old girls.
:49:08
Father!
:49:09
Two of them, whenever possible.
:49:12
Father, I counted on you.
:49:15
I forgive you. I forgive you.
:49:19
Thank you, Your Grubbiness.
:49:24
As I dangled at the rope's end,
:49:26
I was suddenly seized
with an urge to live.
:49:29
All I could think ofwas Sonja.
:49:31
I wanted to hold her close to me,
weep tears on hershoulder,
:49:34
and engage in oral sex.
:49:36
It was then that I made
the decision to live,
:49:39
to live and become a greatpoet.
:49:42
I should have been
:49:44
a pair of ragged claws
:49:49
scuttling across the floors
:49:55
of silent seas.