1:00:01
Good. I've given it a lot of thought
and I've come up with all the little details.
1:00:05
If I can just think of the main points,
we got something!
1:00:09
Let's leave business,
you've had a wearing journey.
1:00:11
- We should say hello to the emperor.
- Shorts gets touchy if we bypass him.
1:00:16
Later. First, you'll be wined and dined
in a manner befitting Spanish nobility.
1:00:22
Oh, wonderful! But go easy on
the champagne. The Donessa has gout.
1:00:25
Well, if you'll proceed,
your needs will be attended to.
1:00:28
Thank you.
1:00:31
While you're here with your sister,
should you desire a French love dream
1:00:35
to be sent to your room,
it will be arranged.
1:00:38
Good. Maybe I'll have two
to keep the symmetry perfect.
1:00:42
- I prefer two myself.
- I prefer three, but it's hard to get one.
1:00:56
Is this room big enough,
or would you prefer a suite?
1:00:59
- Boris, I'm scared.
- You? I'm growing a beak and feathers.
1:01:03
- What are we gonna do?
- I say we get outta here now.
1:01:05
I'm not leaving here
until we shoot Napoleon. Here.
1:01:08
Oh, I see. Thanks. I'm the hit man.
1:01:11
Remember, you can't take any chances.
1:01:14
Now, make sure the barrel of the gun
is pressed against his head or his chest.
1:01:19
And don't pull the trigger, Boris.
Squeeze it.
1:01:23
Where did you go to finishing school?
On a pirate ship?
1:01:26
Let's just make sure
our plans are straight.
1:01:29
OK. You flirt with him,
bring him back here after dinner,
1:01:32
Iull him into a state of satisfaction
and I'll shoot him.
1:01:35
"I'll shoot him."
Can you believe I'm talking like this?
1:01:41
Yes. Spain is quite warm this time of year.
1:01:45
Barcelona is warmer than Madrid,
1:01:47
but, then, the people are so different,
the Barcelonians and the Madridniks.
1:01:52
Are all the ladies in Spain
as beautiful as you are, madam?
1:01:56
Well, not all. You gotta have some beasts.
1:01:59
Oh, General.