1:01:03
- What are we gonna do?
- I say we get outta here now.
1:01:05
I'm not leaving here
until we shoot Napoleon. Here.
1:01:08
Oh, I see. Thanks. I'm the hit man.
1:01:11
Remember, you can't take any chances.
1:01:14
Now, make sure the barrel of the gun
is pressed against his head or his chest.
1:01:19
And don't pull the trigger, Boris.
Squeeze it.
1:01:23
Where did you go to finishing school?
On a pirate ship?
1:01:26
Let's just make sure
our plans are straight.
1:01:29
OK. You flirt with him,
bring him back here after dinner,
1:01:32
Iull him into a state of satisfaction
and I'll shoot him.
1:01:35
"I'll shoot him."
Can you believe I'm talking like this?
1:01:41
Yes. Spain is quite warm this time of year.
1:01:45
Barcelona is warmer than Madrid,
1:01:47
but, then, the people are so different,
the Barcelonians and the Madridniks.
1:01:52
Are all the ladies in Spain
as beautiful as you are, madam?
1:01:56
Well, not all. You gotta have some beasts.
1:01:59
Oh, General.
1:02:00
Do excuse me, madam.
1:02:03
Take it easy.
You're making a fool of yourself.
1:02:06
- Hey, this is good champagne.
- Are you gonna drink another case?
1:02:10
I'll be fine, all I need is a few solids.
1:02:12
A few solids? You should drink a blotter.
1:02:14
Oh, I believe I had the pleasure
of meeting your sister once.
1:02:17
- My sister? Which one?
- I thought you only had one.
1:02:21
One? Oh, no, no.
1:02:23
Actually, well, I have a half-sister.
1:02:26
Well, no, not exactly half. It's two-fifths.
1:02:29
Ladies and gentlemen,
1:02:31
His lmperial Highness,
the Emperor Napoleon.
1:02:45
- So you are Don Francisco?
- Yes. I have regards from your brother.
1:02:48
Says you went away, you don't write.
He never hears from you.
1:02:52
You took his razor,
you never returned it.
1:02:54
- This is an honour for me.
- It's a greater honour for me.
1:02:57
- No, a greater honour for me.
- No, a greater honour for me.