1:15:01
Wonder what the emperor's doing today?
1:15:05
- Ready.
- You wanna move closer? Don't miss.
1:15:07
Looks bad on the report.
1:15:09
Aim.
1:15:11
Boy, the emperor's really cutting it close.
1:15:13
What a flair for the dramatic...
that old slyboots.
1:15:18
Fire.
1:15:20
It's a very complicated situation,
cousin Sonja.
1:15:24
I'm in love with Alexei. He loves Alicia.
1:15:27
Alicia's having an affair with Lev.
1:15:31
Lev loves Tatiana.
1:15:34
Tatiana loves Simkin.
1:15:36
Simkin loves me.
1:15:39
I love Simkin,
but in a different way than Alexei.
1:15:44
Alexei loves Tatiana like a sister.
1:15:47
Tatiana's sister loves Trigorian
like a brother.
1:15:51
Trigorian's brother
is having an affair with my sister,
1:15:55
who he likes physically,
but not spiritually.
1:15:59
Natasha, it's getting a little late.
1:16:01
The firm of Mishkin and Mishkin
1:16:04
is sleeping with
the firm of Taskov and Taskov.
1:16:07
Natasha, to love is to suffer.
1:16:10
To avoid suffering, one must not love.
1:16:13
But then one suffers from not loving.
1:16:15
Therefore, to love is to suffer.
1:16:18
Not to love is to suffer.
To suffer is to suffer.
1:16:21
To be happy is to love.
1:16:24
To be happy, then, is to suffer,
but suffering makes one unhappy.
1:16:28
Therefore, to be unhappy one must love,
1:16:31
or love to suffer,
or suffer from too much happiness...
1:16:34
I hope you're getting this down.
1:16:38
I never want to marry.
1:16:41
I just want to get divorced.
1:16:44
Oh, look. It's Boris.
1:16:51
Boris, what happened?
1:16:54
- I got screwed.
- How?
1:16:56
I don't know. Some vision said I was
going to get pardoned, and they shot me.