Love and Death
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You were my one great love.
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Thank you very much. I appreciate that.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm dead.

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- What's it like?
- What's it like?

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You know the chicken
at Tresky's restaurant?

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- Yeah.
- It's worse.

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Worse than the chicken at Tresky's.
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Oh, well, life must go on.
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The last traces of the shimmering dusk
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are setting
behind the quickly darkening evening,

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and it's only noon.
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Soon we shall be covered by wheat.
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Did you say
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wheat?
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Wheat.
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Wheat.
I'm dead, they're talking about wheat.

1:17:51
The question is,
have I learned anything about life?

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Only that human beings
are divided into mind and body.

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The mind embraces all the nobler
aspirations, like poetry and philosophy,

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but the body has all the fun.
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The important thing, I think,
is not to be bitter.

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You know, if it turns out that there
is a God, I don't think that he's evil.

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I think the worst you can say about him
is that basically he's an underachiever.

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After all, you know,
there are worse things in life than death.

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If you've ever spent an evening
with an insurance salesman,

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you know exactly what I mean.
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The key here, I think,
is to not think of death as an end,

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but think of it more as a very effective
way of cutting down on your expenses.

1:18:38
Regarding love...
You know, what can you say?

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It's not the quantity
of your sexual relations that count.

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It's the quality.
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On the other hand, if the quantity
drops below once every eight months,

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I would definitely look into it.
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Well, that's about it for me, folks.
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Goodbye.

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