Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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:18:03
- Did you dress her up like this?
- No, no!

:18:07
Yes. A bit.
:18:10
She has got a wart.
:18:12
What makes you think
she's a witch?

:18:14
She turned me into a newt!
:18:17
A newt?
:18:23
I got better.
:18:24
Burn her anyway!
:18:30
Quiet! Quiet!
:18:33
There are ways of teIling
whether she is a witch.

:18:36
- Are there? What are they? Tell us.
- Do they hurt?

:18:40
Tell me, what do you do with witches?
:18:43
Burn them!
:18:46
And what do you burn,
apart from witches?

:18:49
- More witches!
- Wood!

:18:53
So why do witches burn?
:19:07
- 'Cause they're made of wood?
- Good!

:19:12
- How do we tell if she is made of wood?
- Build a bridge out of her.

:19:17
But can you not also make bridges
out of stone?

:19:22
Oh, yeah.
:19:24
Does wood sink in water?
:19:28
- No, it floats.
- Throw her into the pond!

:19:34
What also floats in water?
:19:37
- Bread.
- Apples.

:19:39
- Very small rocks.
- Cider! Great gravy.

:19:43
- Cherries. Mud.
- Churches.

:19:45
- Lead.
- A duck!

:19:49
Exactly.
:19:52
So, logically--
:19:54
If she weighs the same as a duck...

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