Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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- 'Cause they're made of wood?
- Good!

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- How do we tell if she is made of wood?
- Build a bridge out of her.

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But can you not also make bridges
out of stone?

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Oh, yeah.
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Does wood sink in water?
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- No, it floats.
- Throw her into the pond!

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What also floats in water?
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- Bread.
- Apples.

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- Very small rocks.
- Cider! Great gravy.

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- Cherries. Mud.
- Churches.

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- Lead.
- A duck!

:19:49
Exactly.
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So, logically--
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If she weighs the same as a duck...
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she's made of wood.
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And therefore?
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A witch!
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- A duck! A duck!
- Here's a duck.

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We shaIl use my largest scales.
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Burn the witch !
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Remove the supports!
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A witch!
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It's a fair cop.
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Who are you, who are so wise
in the ways of science?


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