:08:04
Baby.
:08:05
Coke - it costs money.
Planes - they cost money.
:08:10
This yacht, this perm,
my kids braces - it all costs money.
:08:14
- Dyou think Kittys free?
- What?
:08:15
Kitty, turn around. Turn around.
:08:19
Reese, please put the gun down.
:08:27
Now, the next time that a plane goes down,
you better be on it.
:08:33
- Will you do my back, please?
- Sure, baby.
:08:35
I dont wanna tan weird.
Am I tanning weird?
:08:37
No, you look good.
Youre really bronzing.
:08:49
Theres no such thing as
a petty crime, no minor infractions.
:08:55
Theres only the law.
:08:57
Freeze. Bay City PD.
:09:03
Thats me in the leather jacket
and tight jeans.
:09:07
See that guy Im chasing? I hate him.
:09:10
And Im gonna do everything
in my power to stop him,
:09:14
cos its my job to stop him.
:09:19
Goddamn.
:09:21
And the city pays me
a damn good salary to do my job.
:09:26
Besides, he crossed the line.
:09:29
And in Bay City when you cross the line
:09:35
your nuts are mine.
:09:38
I said freeze.
:09:40
My name is David Starsky,
and Im a cop.
:09:46
Ive always had this theory
about police work.
:09:50
If you cant beat em, join em.
:09:58
No, no. No, no.