Starsky and Hutch
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:22:13
Man, your stock just went up
in my book, my friend.

:22:17
Let me see what you got under...
:22:19
Hey, hotshot, what do you think you’re
doing? This is a Ford Grand Torino, OK?

:22:23
It’s not some crappy camper/apartment.
:22:26
- There are rules.
- OK, OK.

:22:28
You do not bang on the hood,
you never, under any circumstances, drive,

:22:33
and you will certainly not
put your mug on the roof.

:22:35
In fact, no coffee in the car whatsoever.
:22:36
Coffee goes on the ground,
you get in the car, we go.

:22:46
Attention, all units.
We’ve got a 61 -40 at Bay City Marina.

:22:50
Oh, no.
:22:52
This is Zebra-Three.
We’re on it. Hang on.

:23:02
You gotta be kidding me. No way.
:23:05
- What?
- Floater.

:23:07
Nothing harder to solve than a floater.
:23:09
No prints. Bodies usually bloat.
It’s next to impossible.

:23:14
All right, I say we push it out,
:23:16
hope the current carries it down
to the next precinct.

:23:19
- You’re gonna thank me for this one.
- Hey, hey, seriously, stop it.

:23:22
The key is not to pop it.
Gotta be very ginger.

:23:26
- What are you doing?
- I said drop the stick.

:23:30
Gonna point a gun at me? OK, fine,
have it your way. Knock yourself out.

:23:34
- What are you gonna solve, anyway?
- I’m gonna solve a murder.

:23:39
Monday, June 3rd.
:23:40
Body of a male Caucasian,
apparently dumped from the Bay Bridge.

:23:43
There’s no sign of impact, so
he was probably just dropped out at sea.

:23:47
Could you please not talk
while I’m recording? Thank you.

:23:54
All right, you know what?
I’m just gonna call in the meat wagon.

:23:57
Looks like you punched
your last ticket, amigo.


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