1:07:04
Sikander. Sikander.
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What does Sikander mean, Billy?
1:07:10
Sikander a god. Come here
long ago from the West.
1:07:14
That's the bloke Kipling told us about.
1:07:18
Alexander?
1:07:19
Alexander. Sikander.
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Here.
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-Alexander.
-He builded great city.
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Sikandergul, high in mountains.
Sit on throne.
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All people worship him.
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Then one day, time comes,
he say he must go to East.
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People pull their hair out,
tear clothes.
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So Sikander promised to send back son.
1:07:43
328 B.C., encyclopaedia said.
1:07:47
They saw arrow go into Danny's chest,
him pluck it out, and not bleeding.
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So?
1:07:55
So, son of Sikander.
1:07:59
They think l'm a god?
1:08:04
A god! Put your foot out
that l may kiss your big toe.
1:08:09
-You may kiss my royal arse.
-Not royal, holy!
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-You're a deity, remember?
-Peachy.
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-Yes, Billy?
-ls Danny not son of Sikander?
1:08:19
No, he's a man like us. He can
break wind at both ends simultaneous.
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Which l bet is more
than any god can do!
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But the arrow.
1:08:31
The arrow stuck in the bandolier.
No miracle.
1:08:34
You better tell them. And my dad's
name was Herbert Dravot, Esquire...
1:08:39
...and he was a bar steward in Durham!
1:08:42
Hang on, Danny.
1:08:54
-Maybe we're missing a bet.
-What do you mean?
1:08:57
Supposing you was an ignorant Kafiri...