1:08:04
A god! Put your foot out
that l may kiss your big toe.
1:08:09
-You may kiss my royal arse.
-Not royal, holy!
1:08:13
-You're a deity, remember?
-Peachy.
1:08:15
-Yes, Billy?
-ls Danny not son of Sikander?
1:08:19
No, he's a man like us. He can
break wind at both ends simultaneous.
1:08:24
Which l bet is more
than any god can do!
1:08:27
But the arrow.
1:08:31
The arrow stuck in the bandolier.
No miracle.
1:08:34
You better tell them. And my dad's
name was Herbert Dravot, Esquire...
1:08:39
...and he was a bar steward in Durham!
1:08:42
Hang on, Danny.
1:08:54
-Maybe we're missing a bet.
-What do you mean?
1:08:57
Supposing you was an ignorant Kafiri...
1:09:00
...who would you rather follow,
a god or a man?
1:09:04
Now, we're here to conquer
this country, ain't we?
1:09:08
Well, with you as a god, it would take
half the time and half the trouble.
1:09:13
The idea is a bit blasphemous like.
1:09:16
No, Danny...
1:09:17
...blaspheming is when
you take his name in vain...
1:09:23
...God Almighty's.
1:09:26
What if they found out
we was having them on?
1:09:29
Why should they?
1:09:31
We won't tell them.
1:09:36
-You won't tell them, will you, Billy?
-Oh, no. lndeed, by Jove, no.
1:09:47
Polo.
1:09:50
Polo.