:10:03
- I don't need it. I remember the lines.
- Read it!
:10:06
- Get out, Ben, I got my own copy.
- Where is it?
:10:13
Where did I put it?
:10:14
Here. Just read it through once
and don't stop, okay?
:10:17
You don't have to tell me.
I'm a professional.
:10:19
I'm in this business 57 years.
:10:22
- Sends me to a garage.
- Okay, Mr. Clark.
:10:31
I hate them.
:10:33
- I hate Chumpies potato chips...
- Frumpies.
:10:39
I hate them.
:10:41
- I hate Frunchies potato chips so much...
- Frumpies!
:10:45
- Frunkies potato chips...
- Frumpies!
:10:48
Can't you just say "Frumpies"?
:10:51
If it was funny, I would say it.
:10:59
So what do you think?
:11:01
About what?
:11:02
The money. How much money
you think they want to pay me?
:11:05
Who?
:11:06
The potato chips.
I'm not doing it unless the money is right.
:11:09
You think they're going to hire you?
:11:11
You come an hour late,
can't remember the address or the lines.
:11:14
I remembered the lines.
:11:15
The name of the potato chips
I couldn't remember.
:11:17
- What was it again?
- Frumpies.
:11:19
- Say it again.
- Frumpies!
:11:22
Still can't remember it
'cause it's not funny.
:11:25
I'm in this business 57 years.
You learn a few things.
:11:29
You know what makes an audience laugh.
:11:31
You know which words are funny
and which words are not.
:11:34
You told me 100 times.
I have to get to the office.
:11:37
- Which words are funny?
- Words with a "K" in it.
:11:39
I have to get to the office.
:11:40
Words with a "K" in it.
You didn't know that, did you?
:11:43
I'll tell you which words
always get a laugh.
:11:45
- "Alka-Seltzer"?
- "Alka-Seltzer" is funny.
:11:47
- "Chicken"?
- "Chicken" is funny.
:11:48
- "Pickle."
- "Pickle" is funny.
:11:54
All with a "K."
:11:55
"L's" are not funny. "M's" are not funny.
:11:58
- Just "K's." I know.
- "Cupcake" is funny.