:11:01
About what?
:11:02
The money. How much money
you think they want to pay me?
:11:05
Who?
:11:06
The potato chips.
I'm not doing it unless the money is right.
:11:09
You think they're going to hire you?
:11:11
You come an hour late,
can't remember the address or the lines.
:11:14
I remembered the lines.
:11:15
The name of the potato chips
I couldn't remember.
:11:17
- What was it again?
- Frumpies.
:11:19
- Say it again.
- Frumpies!
:11:22
Still can't remember it
'cause it's not funny.
:11:25
I'm in this business 57 years.
You learn a few things.
:11:29
You know what makes an audience laugh.
:11:31
You know which words are funny
and which words are not.
:11:34
You told me 100 times.
I have to get to the office.
:11:37
- Which words are funny?
- Words with a "K" in it.
:11:39
I have to get to the office.
:11:40
Words with a "K" in it.
You didn't know that, did you?
:11:43
I'll tell you which words
always get a laugh.
:11:45
- "Alka-Seltzer"?
- "Alka-Seltzer" is funny.
:11:47
- "Chicken"?
- "Chicken" is funny.
:11:48
- "Pickle."
- "Pickle" is funny.
:11:54
All with a "K."
:11:55
"L's" are not funny. "M's" are not funny.
:11:58
- Just "K's." I know.
- "Cupcake" is funny.
:12:00
"Tomatoes" is not funny.
"Lettuce" is not funny.
:12:03
You've explained that to me
since I was five.
:12:05
- I've got to get back to the office.
- "Cucumber" is funny.
:12:07
It's getting cold out.
I'm gonna give you money. Take a cab.
:12:10
- "Cab" is funny.
- Are you listening to me?
:12:12
"Cockroach" is funny.
Not getting them, saying them.
:12:15
- Will you listen to me?
- A little respect.
:12:18
How about some respect for me?
I'm also a human being.
:12:20
We'll see. You're young. You got time yet.
:12:49
- Please cut that out.
- Can I have my mail, please?
:12:54
Please cut it out!
How many times I have to tell you?
:12:57
Don't hit the bell.
What's the matter con you?