The Sunshine Boys
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:12:00
"Tomatoes" is not funny.
"Lettuce" is not funny.

:12:03
You've explained that to me
since I was five.

:12:05
- I've got to get back to the office.
- "Cucumber" is funny.

:12:07
It's getting cold out.
I'm gonna give you money. Take a cab.

:12:10
- "Cab" is funny.
- Are you listening to me?

:12:12
"Cockroach" is funny.
Not getting them, saying them.

:12:15
- Will you listen to me?
- A little respect.

:12:18
How about some respect for me?
I'm also a human being.

:12:20
We'll see. You're young. You got time yet.
:12:49
- Please cut that out.
- Can I have my mail, please?

:12:54
Please cut it out!
How many times I have to tell you?

:12:57
Don't hit the bell.
What's the matter con you?

:13:00
Give me my mail, I won't hit the bell.
:13:06
- No mail.
- What do you mean, no mail?

:13:09
I say no mail. What's the matter?
Don't you understand English?

:13:12
When you speak it, I'll understand it.
:13:16
"What's the matter con you?" Chumpies.
:13:21
Glunkies. I hate them.
:13:23
Klunkies...
:13:25
Tells me over there, the Spanish kid,
he tells me I have no mail.

:13:28
He probably stole it.
:13:30
They stole my shoes last week.
Three pairs of good shoes.

:13:34
Who would want your shoes?
I get important mail.

:13:48
We're stuck!
:13:52
Spanish kid!
:13:54
You live in a crappy hotel,
you get a crappy elevator!


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