:19:00
- Who?
- Sol Burton, songwriter.
:19:03
89 years old,
and he went just like that, from nothing.
:19:06
Anyway, ABC called me...
:19:08
You know what kind of songs
he wrote? Shit.
:19:11
Lady, lady, be my baby
:19:14
"Lady" rhymes with "baby."
No wonder he's dead.
:19:17
Will you put down Variety
and listen to me?
:19:19
I left three clients in my office
so I could come here.
:19:22
That makes four of us out of work.
How's the children?
:19:25
Since when are you interested
in my children?
:19:27
You haven't seen them in a year.
You don't even remember their names.
:19:30
- Milly and Sidney.
- Amanda and Michael.
:19:33
What's the matter?
You didn't like Milly and Sidney?
:19:36
You forgot, so you made something up.
:19:37
You forget everything,
like buying fresh food. Listen. ABC called...
:19:41
Do they know who I am,
what a great star I was?
:19:44
- Who?
- Amanda and Sifkin.
:19:48
Amanda and Michael.
:19:49
They're 3 years old.
They don't remember vaudeville.
:19:54
Why is it I only get aggravated
when I come over here to see you?
:19:57
If you want, I'll meet you someplace else.
:19:59
Is that supposed to be funny?
I don't think that's funny.
:20:02
If you had a sense of humor,
you'd think it was funny.
:20:04
- I have a terrific sense of humor!
- Like your father. He laughed once in 1932.
:20:09
Why couldn't you get me this commercial?
:20:12
You forgot you auditioned?
You kept calling it toilet paper.
:20:15
Will you listen to me? Please listen to me.
:20:17
I heard. You got a call from NBC.
:20:20
- ABC!
- Same thing.
:20:22
ABC is doing a big television special
next month.
:20:25
It's an hour-and-a-half variety show
with the biggest names in show business.
:20:28
The theme of the show
is the history of comedy...
:20:31
dating from Greek theater,
through vaudeville, up to today's stars.
:20:35
What's the theme of the show?
:20:40
The theme of the show
is the history of comedy...
:20:42
dating from Greek theater,
through vaudeville, up to today's stars.
:20:47
- Why couldn't you get me on that show?
- I got you on that show.
:20:51
- Alone?
- $10,000.
:20:53
- Alone?
- Gonna be the biggest show of the year.
:20:56
- Alone.
- No.
:20:59
- With Lewis?
- Yes.