:20:02
If you had a sense of humor,
you'd think it was funny.
:20:04
- I have a terrific sense of humor!
- Like your father. He laughed once in 1932.
:20:09
Why couldn't you get me this commercial?
:20:12
You forgot you auditioned?
You kept calling it toilet paper.
:20:15
Will you listen to me? Please listen to me.
:20:17
I heard. You got a call from NBC.
:20:20
- ABC!
- Same thing.
:20:22
ABC is doing a big television special
next month.
:20:25
It's an hour-and-a-half variety show
with the biggest names in show business.
:20:28
The theme of the show
is the history of comedy...
:20:31
dating from Greek theater,
through vaudeville, up to today's stars.
:20:35
What's the theme of the show?
:20:40
The theme of the show
is the history of comedy...
:20:42
dating from Greek theater,
through vaudeville, up to today's stars.
:20:47
- Why couldn't you get me on that show?
- I got you on that show.
:20:51
- Alone?
- $10,000.
:20:53
- Alone?
- Gonna be the biggest show of the year.
:20:56
- Alone.
- No.
:20:59
- With Lewis?
- Yes.
:21:01
- Then you ain't got me on the show.
- Will you let me finish?
:21:04
- You're finished. It's no.
- Can't we discuss it?
:21:06
- We've discussed it. I'm busy.
- Doing what?
:21:08
- Not discussing it.
- You could have the courtesy...
:21:14
You could have the courtesy
of hearing me out.
:21:16
ABC said to me the history of comedy
wouldn't be complete...
:21:19
without one of the greatest teams
to ever come out of vaudeville:
:21:22
Lewis and Clark, the Sunshine Boys.
:21:24
The vice president said this to me
in his office.
:21:26
The vice president said this?
:21:28
He's the greatest Lewis and Clark fan
in the country, since he was a kid.
:21:31
He knows by heart all of your old routines.
:21:33
Then let him go on with that bastard.
:21:36
One shot. One night,
you do one of the old sketches.
:21:39
They pay $10,000 for the team.
:21:41
That's top money for these shows,
I promise you.
:21:44
I don't need any money. I live alone.
:21:46
I got two nice suits.
I don't have a pussycat to bother me.
:21:49
- I'm very happy.
- You're not happy. You're miserable.
:21:52
- Get me a job, I won't be so miserable.
- I've tried.
:21:55
Nobody's worked harder
for a client than I have.
:21:57
Look, you're a nice boy.
You come to visit me every Wednesday.