:25:02
- Because of artistic differences.
- What artistic differences?
:25:06
I hate the son of a bitch,
that's what artistic differences.
:25:10
- Come on. I'll buy you lunch.
- I had lunch.
:25:12
Maybe you ate, but you didn't have lunch.
:25:15
In here, you have lunch.
:25:19
Hello, Tiny. How are you?
:25:21
When was the last time you saw Al Lewis?
:25:23
Eleven years ago. I'm not discussing it.
:25:29
Sam, say hello to my nephew.
:25:31
If he was your agent,
you wouldn't be working.
:25:34
- Hello, nephew.
- Hello, Sam.
:25:36
Bring us two Sophie Tuckers
and two cream sodas.
:25:39
- I'm not eating anything.
- Bring it. I'll take his home in a bag.
:25:43
You mean to tell me you haven't
spoken to Al Lewis in 11 years?
:25:46
I haven't seen him in 11 years.
I haven't spoken to him in 12 years.
:25:49
You know they still got a sandwich here
named after me?
:25:52
Look at this. The number five combination:
:25:54
Tongue, hot pastrami, salami,
coleslaw, Russian dressing.
:25:58
A Willy Clark special. That's a star.
:26:00
You didn't speak to him for a whole year?
What about on stage?
:26:03
If he played a gypsy,
I would speak to the gypsy.
:26:06
If he played a lunatic,
I would speak to the lunatic.
:26:08
But that bastard, I didn't speak to.
:26:11
You're not supposed to eat pickles.
It's high sodium.
:26:13
I'll spit out the sodium.
:26:18
Thank you.
:26:20
Just tell me what's wrong with Al Lewis.
He seemed nice enough when I met him.
:26:23
- Did you ever meet him?
- I just said I did.
:26:26
I was 13 years old.
It was backstage at some benefit.
:26:30
I forget the theater.
He was very sweet to me.
:26:32
Maybe he thought you were a midget.
He loved them...
:26:34
- but people, he hated. Especially partners.
- Just the shoes, not the socks, please.
:26:39
Why? What did he do
that bothered you so much?
:26:42
What did he do?
He used to give me the finger.
:26:44
- The what?
- The finger!
:26:46
He would poke me in the chest
with the finger.
:26:48
I'm telling you, Doctor.
You know what I mean, Doctor?
:26:51
You hear what I'm saying, Doctor?
:26:53
That hurts, doesn't it? 43 years.
How would you like that?
:26:56
I had a black-and-blue hole in my chest.
:26:59
Till her dying day, my wife
thought it was a tattoo over there.