The Sunshine Boys
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:53:01
There. That's the doctor sketch.
:53:07
You know what you are, Willy?
You're a 73-year-old putz.

:53:12
Right. Only the putz didn't drive in
all the way from New Jersey.

:53:16
I didn't drive. My daughter did.
Now can we please rehearse the sketch?

:53:20
All right. Go outside.
I'm here in the doctor's office.

:53:23
- Want to do the part with the nurse first?
- Do you see a nurse here?

:53:26
How can I rehearse
with a nurse that's not here?

:53:28
Don't ask me. I'm a putz.
:53:34
Let's forget the nurse.
:53:35
Start with the part
where I'm in the office and you come in.

:53:39
All right, I'll start from where I come in.
Knock, knock. I'm looking for the doctor.

:53:44
First, go outside.
:53:47
I could be home playing solitaire now.
All right, I'm outside. Knock...

:53:51
Wait a minute.
You're not outside the door.

:53:55
- Go out the door!
- We're just rehearsing.

:53:58
Can't you make believe
that I'm outside the door?

:54:00
Sure, if you were a better actor.
:54:04
I'm sorry my daughter
ever bought that car.

:54:07
We're not going to stop
for every little thing, are we?

:54:10
I don't know how many years I got left.
I don't want to spend them rehearsing.

:54:14
We're not going to stop
for the little things.

:54:17
We're going to stop for the stupid things.
:54:19
Not going out the door is a stupid thing.
:54:23
Coming here in the first place
was the stupid thing.

:54:26
All right, I'm going out.
:54:28
If I'm outside and my daughter calls,
tell her to pick me up in 20 minutes.

:54:31
She can pick you up now, for all I care.
:54:38
- All right, give me a knock, knock, knock.
- Knock, knock, knock.

:54:42
Don't say it, for God's sake! Do it!
:54:46
- Are you ready?
- I'm ready. Give me a knock, knock, knock.

:54:52
Come in.
:54:58
- Come in, already.
- It doesn't open. It's stuck.


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