1:13:02
Your throat is all right...
1:13:04
but you're gonna have trouble
with your stomach.
1:13:06
- How come?
- You just swallowed the stick.
1:13:08
- That's terrible. What could I get?
- Termites.
1:13:11
Oh, my God! Take out the stick.
1:13:13
Come back tomorrow.
On Thursdays I do woodwork.
1:13:19
- Nurse.
- Did you want me, Doctor?
1:13:24
Yeah, but we got business first.
What's your name again?
1:13:26
Miss Mclntosh. You know, like the apples.
1:13:29
I forgot the name,
but the apples I remember.
1:13:32
Look in my appointment book
and see who's next.
1:13:34
- It's a Mr. Kornheiser.
- Maybe you're wrong. Look in the book.
1:13:38
- It's better that way.
- Nope. I was right.
1:13:42
So was I.
1:13:44
Please, Doctor, you're standing too close.
1:13:47
With you, it's not possible.
How much do I pay you?
1:13:50
- $85 a week.
- Lf I pay you $90, will you give me a kiss?
1:13:53
- Yes, Doctor.
- Good. Make it $150...
1:13:56
- and we'll settle tonight.
- Thank you, Doctor.
1:14:00
Excuse me. I think I have a chest cold.
1:14:04
- Looks more like an epidemic to me.
- Yes, Doctor.
1:14:08
Is there anything else you can think of?
1:14:10
I can think of it,
but I'm not so sure I can do it.
1:14:13
If I can help you, Doctor,
that's what the nurse is for.
1:14:20
Boy, am I glad I didn't go to law school.
1:14:26
I hear knock, knock, knock.
That must be the next patient. Come in.
1:14:31
And enter!
1:14:38
Jesus.
1:14:39
- I'm looking for the doctor.
- Are you sick?
1:14:41
- Are you the doctor?
- Yes.
1:14:42
- Then I'm gonna be sick.
- Sit down.
1:14:44
- For my records, what's your name?
- Kornheiser.
1:14:47
- And your first name?
- Sylvia.
1:14:49
Sylvia Kornheiser?
1:14:51
- Isn't that a funny name for a man?
- That's what my wife Herman says.
1:14:54
I see. The first thing
I'm gonna have to do is examine you.
1:14:58
- Take off your clothes.
- Nothing doing.
1:14:59
- You won't take them off?
- Not with a name like Sylvia.