1:14:00
Excuse me. I think I have a chest cold.
1:14:04
- Looks more like an epidemic to me.
- Yes, Doctor.
1:14:08
Is there anything else you can think of?
1:14:10
I can think of it,
but I'm not so sure I can do it.
1:14:13
If I can help you, Doctor,
that's what the nurse is for.
1:14:20
Boy, am I glad I didn't go to law school.
1:14:26
I hear knock, knock, knock.
That must be the next patient. Come in.
1:14:31
And enter!
1:14:38
Jesus.
1:14:39
- I'm looking for the doctor.
- Are you sick?
1:14:41
- Are you the doctor?
- Yes.
1:14:42
- Then I'm gonna be sick.
- Sit down.
1:14:44
- For my records, what's your name?
- Kornheiser.
1:14:47
- And your first name?
- Sylvia.
1:14:49
Sylvia Kornheiser?
1:14:51
- Isn't that a funny name for a man?
- That's what my wife Herman says.
1:14:54
I see. The first thing
I'm gonna have to do is examine you.
1:14:58
- Take off your clothes.
- Nothing doing.
1:14:59
- You won't take them off?
- Not with a name like Sylvia.
1:15:02
Then how will I examine you?
1:15:04
That's what I came for
I came to examine you
1:15:06
- You got everything backwards
- It's possible I dressed in a hurry
1:15:09
I'm here to examine you! I'm the doctor!
1:15:13
And I'm here to examine you.
I'm the tax collector.
1:15:15
- I'll be a monkey's uncle.
- We'll discuss your dependents later.
1:15:18
I'm a busy man. If you want to see me...
1:15:20
make an appointment with my nurse.
1:15:22
I did. I'm seeing her
Friday night for dinner.
1:15:24
Don't fool around with my nurse!
1:15:27
She's a nice girl. She's a Virginian.
1:15:32
- A what?
- A Virginian.
1:15:34
- That's where she's from.
- She ain't going back, I'll tell you that.
1:15:37
I got some questions to ask.
1:15:39
- To see me, you got to be a patient.
- But I'm not sick.
1:15:42
Don't worry. We'll find something.
1:15:44
All right, you examine me,
and I'll examine you.
1:15:46
First question:
How much money did you make last year?
1:15:48
Last year, I made...
1:15:52
- I didn't hear that.
- Hard of hearing.
1:15:55
I knew we'd find something.
1:15:56
My turn.
Now, is your father living or deceased?
1:15:59
- Both.
- What do you mean?