1:15:02
Then how will I examine you?
1:15:04
That's what I came for
I came to examine you
1:15:06
- You got everything backwards
- It's possible I dressed in a hurry
1:15:09
I'm here to examine you! I'm the doctor!
1:15:13
And I'm here to examine you.
I'm the tax collector.
1:15:15
- I'll be a monkey's uncle.
- We'll discuss your dependents later.
1:15:18
I'm a busy man. If you want to see me...
1:15:20
make an appointment with my nurse.
1:15:22
I did. I'm seeing her
Friday night for dinner.
1:15:24
Don't fool around with my nurse!
1:15:27
She's a nice girl. She's a Virginian.
1:15:32
- A what?
- A Virginian.
1:15:34
- That's where she's from.
- She ain't going back, I'll tell you that.
1:15:37
I got some questions to ask.
1:15:39
- To see me, you got to be a patient.
- But I'm not sick.
1:15:42
Don't worry. We'll find something.
1:15:44
All right, you examine me,
and I'll examine you.
1:15:46
First question:
How much money did you make last year?
1:15:48
Last year, I made...
1:15:52
- I didn't hear that.
- Hard of hearing.
1:15:55
I knew we'd find something.
1:15:56
My turn.
Now, is your father living or deceased?
1:15:59
- Both.
- What do you mean?
1:16:00
- First he was living, now he's deceased.
- What did he die of?
1:16:03
My mother. What are you doing?
1:16:05
- I'm examining your lower intestine.
- Then why do you look in the ear?
1:16:09
If I got a choice of two places to look,
I'll take this one.
1:16:13
- Roll up your sleeve
- What are you gonna do?
1:16:15
- I need a sample of your blood.
- I don't have that many.
1:16:18
Give me what you can.
The rest, you can owe me.
1:16:20
Sit down, Sylvia, and cross your legs.
1:16:25
Tell me, does it hurt
when you get hit with a hammer?
1:16:27
- Certainly.
- Good. Try not to get hit with a hammer.
1:16:30
- You see this bottle?
- Yes.
1:16:32
You know what you're supposed to do?
1:16:34
- I think so
- You think so or you know so?
1:16:36
If you're not sure, let me know
The girl doesn't come in to clean today
1:16:40
- What do you want me to do?
- I want you to go in this bottle.
1:16:43
- I got to go over your books.
- The hell you will.
1:16:47
If I don't go over them, the government
will come and go over them.
1:16:50
- Don't they have a place in Washington?
- They got to go where the books are
1:16:53
- The whole government?
- No, just the Treasury Department
1:16:56
Dr Kluckenmier
1:16:59
I told you not to bust in here.