:03:03
The important thing is, man,
to spot trouble before it happens.
:03:07
Watch the people
when they go in the water.
:03:09
See what kind of swimmers they are.
:03:11
See how they treat the ocean.
:03:13
You know, are they confident?
Are they scared?
:03:15
And keep a special eye on the little kids.
:03:18
Man, they can get knocked down
in a second.
:03:20
Now, if you're alone,
if you have to leave the tower...
:03:23
take the phone off the hook
and they'll send a back-up man.
:03:26
Keep the rescue can with you always.
Even if you're just going to the john.
:03:30
You can never tell
when you're gonna need it.
:03:34
Keep your eye out for any weird stuff
happening on the beach...
:03:37
or up in the parking lot.
:03:38
- Like what?
- Anything.
:03:40
All the weirdoes seem to end up down here.
:03:42
Man, you're gonna see stuff
you're not gonna believe.
:03:45
The funny thing is...
:03:47
by the end of the summer,
it'll all seem normal.
:03:54
Hey, guys, that's it. Out of the water.
:03:59
Black ball.
:04:06
Thanks a lot, man.
It hasn't even gotten good yet.
:04:08
Man, you guys know the rules.
On weekends, swimmers beach after 10:00.
:04:12
Yeah, thanks a lot.
:04:17
Hey, Lifeguard Rick!
:04:19
Hey, what's happening, Machine Gun?
:04:21
Hey, old buddy, you ready for
another thrill-packed summer?
:04:23
Not if you guys have anything to do with it.
:04:25
Okay. Just for that
we're moving down to tower seven.
:04:28
That a promise?
:04:30
Hey, listen, this place would
be a drag without the UDT.
:04:34
These guys get their kicks out of
feeling up the local ladies underwater.
:04:38
Underwater Demolition Team.
:04:40
Try going straight this summer
and just concentrate on getting laid.
:04:44
All the chicks our age, they dig older guys.
:04:47
And all the chicks younger than us,
they aren't even chicks yet.
:04:50
One of these days, you're gonna get
your asses kicked by somebody's old man.
:04:53
No chance. We've been
working on our technique all year.
:04:57
This summer's gonna be different.
:04:59
I promise. Cross my heart.