:04:06
Thanks a lot, man.
It hasn't even gotten good yet.
:04:08
Man, you guys know the rules.
On weekends, swimmers beach after 10:00.
:04:12
Yeah, thanks a lot.
:04:17
Hey, Lifeguard Rick!
:04:19
Hey, what's happening, Machine Gun?
:04:21
Hey, old buddy, you ready for
another thrill-packed summer?
:04:23
Not if you guys have anything to do with it.
:04:25
Okay. Just for that
we're moving down to tower seven.
:04:28
That a promise?
:04:30
Hey, listen, this place would
be a drag without the UDT.
:04:34
These guys get their kicks out of
feeling up the local ladies underwater.
:04:38
Underwater Demolition Team.
:04:40
Try going straight this summer
and just concentrate on getting laid.
:04:44
All the chicks our age, they dig older guys.
:04:47
And all the chicks younger than us,
they aren't even chicks yet.
:04:50
One of these days, you're gonna get
your asses kicked by somebody's old man.
:04:53
No chance. We've been
working on our technique all year.
:04:57
This summer's gonna be different.
:04:59
I promise. Cross my heart.
:05:01
Better cross something else
while you're at it.
:05:04
Those are the horniest little guys
this side of TJ.
:05:07
- TJ?
- Tijuana, man.
:05:10
Why do they call him Machine Gun?
:05:12
I don't know. Everybody calls him that.
:05:14
He claims he holds the international record
for jerking off.
:05:18
When I was his age, I thought I held it.
:05:21
Yeah, we all held it.
But I think he holds it more.
:05:27
- What do you do during winter?
- Same thing I do during summer.
:05:30
- Yeah? Must get lonely, huh?
- Beats selling encyclopedias.
:05:34
Yeah, that's for sure.
:05:36
You want to stop for a beer?
:05:37
I'd like to, but I got
a little stewy friend coming in tonight.
:05:41
Is it true what they say about stewardesses?
:05:43
Yeah. And nurses, secretaries
and schoolteachers.
:05:47
What do they say about schoolteachers?
:05:49
They make you do it over and over again,
till you get it right.
:05:53
- See you tomorrow.
- Okay.
:05:54
- All right.
- Good night.