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full of loneliness, misery,
suffering and unhappiness...
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and it's all over
much too quickly.
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The other important joke for me...
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is one usually attributed
to Groucho Marx...
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but it appears originally in Freud's
Wit and lts Relation to the Unconscious.
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lt goes like this, l'm paraphrasing:
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l never want to belong to any club that
would have someone like me for a member.
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That's the key joke of my adult life
in terms of my relationships with women.
:01:30
Lately the strangest things
have been going through my mind...
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because l turned 40, and l guess
l'm going through a life crisis.
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l'm not worried about aging.
l'm not one of those characters.
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But l'm balding slightly on top. That's
about the worst you can say about me.
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l think l'm going to get better
as l get older.
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l think l'm going to be
the balding, virile type...
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as opposed to the distinguished gray.
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Unless l'm neither of those two.
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Unless l'm one of those guys with saliva
dribbling out of his mouth...
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who wanders into a cafeteria with a
shopping bag, screaming about socialism.
:02:04
Annie and l broke up, and l still
can't get my mind around that.
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l keep sifting the pieces
of the relationship through my mind...
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examining my life and trying to
figure out where did the screwup come.
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A year ago we were in love.
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lt's funny. l'm not a morose type.
l'm not a depressive character.
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l was a reasonably happy kid.
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l was brought up in Brooklyn
during World War ll.
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He's been depressed.
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- Suddenly he can't do anything.
- Why are you depressed, Alvy?
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Tell Dr. Flicker.
lt's something he read.
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Something he read, huh?
:02:44
- The universe is expanding.
- The universe is expanding?
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The universe is everything,
and if it's expanding...
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someday it will break apart,
and that will be the end of everything.
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What is that your business?
He stopped doing his homework!