:03:00
- What's the point?
- What's the universe got to do with it?
:03:03
You're here in Brooklyn.
Brooklyn is not expanding!
:03:07
lt won't be expanding
for billions of years!
:03:11
We've got to try and enjoy ourselves
while we're here! Huh?
:03:22
My analyst says l exaggerate
my childhood memories...
:03:24
but l swear l was brought up
underneath the roller coaster...
:03:27
in the Coney lsland section
of Brooklyn.
:03:29
Maybe that accounts for my personality,
which is a little nervous.
:03:33
l have a hyperactive imagination.
My mind tends to jump around a little.
:03:38
l have some trouble
between fantasy and reality.
:03:42
My father ran
the bumper-car concession.
:03:45
There he is, and there l am.
:03:48
l used to get my aggression out
through those cars.
:03:53
l remember the staff
at our public school.
:03:56
We had a saying,
"Those who can't do, teach...
:03:59
and those who can't teach,
teach gym."
:04:03
And those who couldn't do anything,
l think, were assigned to our school.
:04:10
l must say, l always thought
my schoolmates were idiots.
:04:13
Melvyn Greenglass
and his fat little face.
:04:16
And Henrietta Farrell,
Miss Perfect all the time.
:04:19
And lvan Ackerman,
always the wrong answer. Always!
:04:23
Seven and three is nine.
:04:26
Even then l knew
they were just jerks.
:04:28
ln 1942 l had already discovered women.
:04:34
He kissed me!
:04:37
That's the second time this month!
Step up here.
:04:40
- What did l do?
- Step up here.
:04:42
- What did l do?
- You should be ashamed of yourself.
:04:44
Why? l was just expressing
a healthy sexual curiosity.
:04:47
Six-year-old boys
don't have girls on their minds.
:04:51
l did.
:04:52
For God sakes, Alvy, even Freud
speaks of a latency period!
:04:56
l never had a latency period.
l can't help it.
:04:59
Why couldn't you
have been more like Donald?